Tag: sunday morning funnies
member name: Allan Janssen
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December 06, 2009 11:05 AM EST --
Twas the Month before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand.
The children were told by their schools not to sing About . . .
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January 04, 2009 10:34 AM EST --
For the Ladies!
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important . . .
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October 04, 2009 11:01 AM EDT --
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, . . .
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December 02, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up . . .
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December 09, 2007 08:18 AM EST --
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, . . .
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November 30, 2008 12:41 PM EST --
First we had to worry about "Aids" running rampant in Africa, "Internet scams" from Nigeria, "Blood Diamonds" from the Ivory Coast and now it's "Booby Traps" . . .
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August 02, 2009 10:31 AM EDT --
The Truth about Dogs
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They hear a package of food opening a block away, but they don't hear you when you're . . .
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August 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT --
Moods of a Woman
An angel in truth, a demon in fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction. She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. She . . .
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September 27, 2009 11:16 AM EDT --
Hey Kids, we have a good way for you to spend your Sunday.
"Modern Day Songs for Boomers!"
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December 09, 2007 01:13 PM EST --
I have always liked and trusted the Dalai Lama (As opposed to his ne'er-do-well cousin Fernando) and this article I just discovered has given me new respect for him as a spitual leader and . . .
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January 06, 2008 08:20 AM EST --
Shamus And Murphy
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have . . .
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February 22, 2009 08:55 AM EST --
It took a lot of digging but the Perspective research staff managed to come up with Chewbacca's high school yearbook and this picture of his graduating class!
You will notice that two of them . . .
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October 25, 2009 10:50 AM EDT --
If you're anything like me you do the occasional stupid thing and then sit back later on and say to yourself: "What the hell was I thinking?"
Most of the time, (if you have regained your senses,) . . .
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November 11, 2007 04:19 PM EST --
Famous Quotations
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized . . .
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December 07, 2008 12:11 PM EST --
Since I will be celebrating my 39th birthday soon (cough, cough) I thought I would give you few stories about getting older that I have been collecting.
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September 20, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
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March 22, 2009 05:54 PM EDT --
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback . . .
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September 06, 2009 12:02 PM EDT --
Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. (A Canadian Joke!)
President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This . . .
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November 08, 2009 09:46 AM EST --
O.K. kids, today we look at the historic differences between the sexes!
(Well, sort of!)
First, one of the basics!
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. . . .
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December 31, 2007 11:33 AM EST --
A few months ago I did one article on cooking [Turkey Surprise] and said that that fulfilled my culinary obligations since everyone in the world is passing recipes around on the Internet.
Now . . .
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