Tag: satire
member name: Allan Janssen
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December 07, 2009 02:25 AM EST --
Guest post by Travis!
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way . . .
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December 06, 2009 11:00 AM EST --
Some days when you get up, ya just know it's gonna be one of those days!
When I checked my mail this morning, I had a reply to an ad I put in Craig's list to sell an electric scooter that . . .
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December 06, 2009 11:05 AM EST --
Twas the Month before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand.
The children were told by their schools not to sing About . . .
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November 08, 2009 12:12 PM EST --
Well folks, I have made up my mind!
The "Answer Man" will be a regular feature here on "Allan's Perspective!"
I feel it is my duty to help address some of life's burning questions for my loyal readers, . . .
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September 18, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
(Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally . . .
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October 21, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
In theory, most of us would like to help the environment, preserve the world’s natural beauty, and generally make this planet a better place to live.
In practice, we don’t necessarily . . .
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January 03, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ontario has been having a lot of trouble with crazy drivers, aggressive drivers, stupid drivers, nutso drivers, sloppy drivers and street racng in the last while.
Because of this an 85-year-old . . .
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October 08, 2007 12:10 PM EDT --
So far we only have this picture but "Perspective" is sending one of it's "Ace" reporters to the scene to get the full story. Stay Tuned! Breaking news anytime!
Allan W Janssen . . .
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November 30, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
Al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden called on the Europeans to stop helping the United States in the war in Afghanistan , according to excerpts of a new audiotape broadcast Thursday on Al-Jazeera . . .
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November 30, 2007 04:39 PM EST --
NO, not these guys!
THESE guys!
We have some news here that raises some questions. (After you think about it for a while!)
Police have broken up two major human smuggling rings . . .
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October 10, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
Remember those rumors about J. Edgar Hoover dressing in drag?
After much research and incredible cost the crack "Perspective" news team has obtained these pictures of Presidents, past and present . . .
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December 01, 2007 09:51 AM EST --
Police in Aiken, South Carolina say a man tried to open an account with a $1-million bill, which does not exist.
The teller refused to take it and called police while the man started to curse . . .
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December 07, 2007 07:14 PM EST --
Today is a good day because I found Jesus.
(He was behind the sofa the whole time!)
And let me tell you something else. I FOLLOW JESUS!
(And I will continue to follow him until I get the . . .
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December 20, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Yes , UFOs do exist, Japan 's top government spokesman said on Tuesday.
The comment by chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters at his regular briefing . . .
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November 28, 2009 01:29 PM EST --
Talk about being confused!
Listen folks, this is not going to be a long rant because it is already being way overdone, but is there something wrong with me that all the hoopla from the White House . . .
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January 02, 2008 10:30 PM EST --
The next time I pour my heart out into an article and someone sends me a cursory, bullshit "Thanks for sharing" that is totally without meaning or caring, and is just sent only for the . . .
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September 04, 2009 04:07 PM EDT --
I was reading a science journal the other day and was surprised to discover that some dinosaurs had common ancestors with reptiles like lizards and alligators and snakes and komodo dragons and other . . .
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September 18, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
This is an actual photo and has not been altered. This guy was way too LOW! This guy is ducking because otherwise the landing gear would have taken his head off!
(Click to enlarge)
Allan W Janssen is . . .
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October 08, 2007 02:16 PM EDT --
The Alien ship that landed in Manhattan around lunchtime has taken off again and disappeared.
When contacted by "Perspective" reporters, military officials issued a statement saying that there . . .
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November 07, 2007 10:10 AM EST --
You have probably heard it said that the United States is the most litigious society on the planet and if you don’t believe it just listen to this story!
There was a guy in Charlotte, North . . .
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